THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases
I have a follower named lildicktornado, and if you don’t think that’s the funniest name ever i don’t know what’s wrong with you. You go lil dick tornado! Do your dick tornado things, only littler!
me flirting: do you want to call me and hear me eat a popsicle
accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back
I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
the fbi will never catch me