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WE’RE SOARING

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FLYING

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THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH

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1 day ago · 398,982 notes

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

1 day ago · 205,172 notes

  • 1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
  • 1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood
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thepsychmind:

Fun Psychology facts here!
ernests:

Hanan Sharifa

torrentab:

I have a follower named lildicktornado, and if you don’t think that’s the funniest name ever i don’t know what’s wrong with you. You go lil dick tornado! Do your dick tornado things, only littler!

1 day ago · 73 notes

urcr:

me flirting: do you want to call me and hear me eat a popsicle

1 day ago · 22,587 notes

these-times-shall-pass:

Are you a teen? This blog is for you!

damedonger:

accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back

1 day ago · 58,969 notes

"God damn it, there are nice things in the world- and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked."J.D. Salinger (via cavedomain)

1 day ago · 17,297 notes

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

1 day ago · 514,979 notes

keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

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