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afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

oomshi:

i need a paid break from life

13 hours ago · 234,218 notes

"I have this strange feeling that I’m not myself anymore. It’s hard to put into words, but I guess it’s like I was fast asleep, and someone came, disassembled me, and hurriedly put me back together again. That sort of feeling."Haruki Murakami, Sputnik Sweetheart (via regenapplaus)

13 hours ago · 3,884 notes

8 AM CLASSES ON MONDAY

college-life-crisis:

The first week of school:

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The rest of the semester:

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13 hours ago · 280 notes

something-fun-and-sad:

http://something—confused.tumblr.com/

albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

13 hours ago · 182,280 notes

lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

13 hours ago · 191,806 notes

neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding meDad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

13 hours ago · 507,128 notes

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

13 hours ago · 172,561 notes

"The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies."Anonymous  (via jdvlla)

13 hours ago · 551,609 notes

when my wifi stops working so do i

13 hours ago · 223,339 notes